Shows what you know, elder folk!
Calculators don't get viruses and cost hundreds of dollars to fix.
I suppose the the celebration is the result of one of two things. Either people are excited at the prospect of a new beginning, or we are celebrating how the world has yet to explode from the inside out in a massive demon inferno. From what I've heard, it's mostly the first one.
I'm not big on resolutions. I've learned that I am so good at letting myself down it's practically an art form. However, I do have hopes for the new year. First, I hope to test my limits and refine my abilities, both in writing and existing. Secondly, I hope the Green Lantern movie doesn't make me suicidal. Thirdly, I hope to go even grayer than I am now.
For the record, I hate Holden Caulfield.
I'm just odd.
To all of you, I hope this New Year ushers in the marvelous and the humorous. May all your hopes, resolutions, prayers, wants, wishes, needs, hankerings, cravings, and desires get fulfilled. So, when that ball drops, think about this year and reflect.
On how much it sucked.
Make next year suck less.